How do I love thee Tecnu? Let me count the ways...

1. I can get you at Walgreens.
2. You remove poison ivy and poison oak oils.
3. You smell nice.
4. It doesn't break the bank when I buy you.
5. Should I find myself in a storm of nuclear fallout, I can use you to clean my skin.
6. The bottle is pretty big.
7. You can clean stuff, not just people and pets.
8, 9, and 10. You removed SKUNK SPRAY from the Frugaldog late last night so she didn't have to sleep outside in the sub-freezing temperatures.